Batmen

A propósito de Beatles: Ticket to ride???...



WARNINGS:

- DO NOT USE THIS METHOD FOR NAIL CUTTING. IT WILL RUIN THE VERNISH!
- DO NOT USE THIS METHOD INSTEAD OF NAIL-POLISH!
- DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, UNLESS YOU LIVE ON THE 78TH FLOOR OR ABOVE!(My cousin Pedro tried this once at home, from the second floor, but it didn't work out... He broke his leg and got bitten by his stupid dog!)
- DO NOT USE BLANKETS OR SHEETS. USE PROPER CLOTHING!
- DO NOT FORGET TO WRITE A WILL!
- TO BE DONE THREE TIMES BEFORE BREAKFAST! THIS WAY YOU WON'T STINK IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG...
- ALWAYS JUMP AND FLY AGAINST THE WIND, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GET SHIT IN YOUR FACE!
- ALWAYS FLY ON TUESDAYS AND THURDAYS TO AVOID THIS LITTLE GUY: